Incredible

Exhibit A

Exhibit B (scroll to the very bottom)

Exhibit C

Exhibit D


-DOCBRONSON

Nutritional Examness

Here is a sexy quiz to test your nutritional knowledge. If you can answer all ten of these questions flawlessly, you might be on the right track of having a body as sculpted as mine.

http://www.livescience.com/php/trivia/index.php?quiz=nutritionquiz

Reason #4,828,882,992 to give it to your gerbal or marmoset.

This makes me sick, and I have a PHD.

When are people going to learn. Organic=people food. NonOrganic=pet food/ hired help food.

I will quote the following from an unnamed news source

"SAN FRANCISCO — A division of Dole Food Co. issued an international recall of bagged salad Monday after a sample taken from a store in Canada tested positive for E. coli, the company said."


This is what you get for trusting a company with lettuce that specializes in pineapples.

By the way, I have nothing against gerbals or marmosets. Little known fact about these seemingly different creatures is that they actually find a similarity in their biological ecosystematic infrastructure which can handle the toughest of conditions in their food, including and especially E. coli.

-DOCBRONSON

Poppin Bottles, Pimpin Models.....at your local organic market

Just when you think all of the organic, super antioxidant, superfood, super berry, anti-cancer, age defying magical elixirs have been done, another squeezes its juices into the market. I recently discovered this $39/$45 Acai blend juicy juice and was very moved by it. I was going to order the $39 bottle ,but I just knew if I didn't go for the $45 bottle, my life may be cut short by a few hours in the long run. I know I'd regret it on my death bed when my great great great grandchildren (because I will be 110) miss their goodbyes due to a matter of minutes because I didn't opt for the blend that blasts the free radicals in my body to the fullest! So yeah, I did spring for the $318, 8 bottle package.

I'm glad to see one antioxidant concoction outdoing the next. I laugh at the commoners drinking super conventional Welch's Grape Juice in hopes to outlive me. I hold more respect for the pomegranate drinkers, even though they are slowly losing my respect as goji and acai are dominating. I hope this race for the most super of all superberries continues and can only hope to one day be introduced to a fruit beyond the Himalayas and into neighboring galaxies.


If you would like to purchase or find out more on Mona-Vie Acai blend, visit http://www.purplefreedom.com

-O.Stud

Give it up!

I am talking about alcohol. If you know me I am crazy about what goes in my body. Of course its easier to socialize after a few drinks. But being a fat pig will hinder you, sober or drunk. And habitual drinking equals fat-pig syndrome. Beer is for frat boys, it makes you fat, bloated and farty. Alcohol isn’t any better. It raises the level of hydrochloric acid in your stomach, Which makes it hard for your body to digest food. Hence bloated fat-pig syndrome. To make it worse some alcohols contain urethane, a cancer causing chemical. Trade your booze for ORGANIC red wine produced without sulfites. … And its vegan. Yes I am blunt.

Good Afternoon

Sup.

I am Doctor Bronson Omega. I like the ladies and organic foods. I recently bought Tom's Dental Floss. More on that to follow. I need to make a quick trip to the local ______ ______ to stock up on Organic Olive Oil, Organic Blueberries, and Organic capers. My teeth are more expensive than yours, so next time I floss them with Tom's I'll let you in on my experience.

-DOC BRONSON

Orgreetings!

Welcome to the Daily Organic! Here we spread our organic love like smooth silky goat cheese. Check in with us to be up on top with the latest in anti-oxidant magic foods, free range meats, and omega brain overload! If you love to live the elite organic lifestlye, then stick around. Conventional is for commoners!

- O.Stud