Kombucha

This AMAZING, WELL TASTING AND BENEFICIAL DRINK is the life of me... (no really it is) Sure it's a little pricey and thankfully I get 20% off due to the employment I have with Whole Foods Market. but you all should try. It suppresses my appetite BIG TIME.

GT has Synergy which are flavored. I am obsessed with TRILOGY. But the Kombuchas are great and I think might be a little better for you.

Totally rawAll natural Organic Naturally anti-bacterial/anti-fungal Low in carbohydrates Low calorie Naturally rejuvenatingVeganKosherPasteurized Sugary or overly sweet CaffeinatedArtificial Filled with preservatives/ additives
Try one in the morning instead of coffee.
Have one an hour before your workout.
Sip it throughout the day for sustained energy.
Drink it with or without a meal to help control your appetite.
Drink one now! You'll feel better.

Reasons to drink it:

1. Great beverage
2. Sense of well-being
3. Helps to relieve congestion in airways
4. Thicker hair (whoopee!)
5. Energy boost
6. Straightened my hair out!
7. Helps osteo arthritis
8. Great conversation piece! :)
9. Licked Calcifying tendinitis
10. Helps with asthma
11. Has brought me into contact with some very caring people.
12. Stress buster
13.Very calming
14. Increase sex drive
15. Regulates Intestines.
16. Cured Candida Overgrowth.
17. Aides digestion - especially on top of diary.
18. Addictive taste.
19. Eliminates or reduces heat rash.
20. Improved circulation/controlled venous stasis in shins
21. Clears and Improves skin
22. Makes a good hair rinse
23. Redundant 'Momma's make good brass cleaners!
24. Helped take the "scales" from a friends Skin disorder
25. Makes a wonderful, soothing foot soak.
26. Shrinking large fatty tumor.
27. Flattening and fading old age carotene patches on the face.
28. Stops severe menstrual cramps
29. Makes a wonderful facial.
30. Made me much more mobile with my gout.
31. Oncoming headlights do not bother me as much.
32. Reduces / stabilizes blood pressure.
33. Prevents and helps heal bladder infections
34. Eases carpal tunnel syndrome
35. Heals boils and staph infections on skin.
36. Prevents oral canker sores
37. Prevents eczema and psoriasis
38. Household Cleaner: cuts grease, cleans stoves, bathroom tiles, windows, copper
39. Hair and nails grow faster
40. I can see the pupils of my eyes again without glasses.
41. More energy
42. Clears nail fungus
43. Improves the sense of well being for people with liver Cancer
44. Helps an older woman feel and look younger
45. Helps Arthritis sufferers
46. Cleanses toxins from the system
47. Soothes burns and sunburn
48. Takes the sting and swelling away from Bee Stings
49. Good underarm deodorant
50. For some people; eliminates desire for alcohol, & helping to relax
51. Smashes flus and colds
52. Significant progress healing chapped lips from topical application of KT
53. Kombucha Colony makes a great poultice
54. Removes rust
55. Returns grey hair to it's natural color for some people
56. Improved eyesight

I like my nuts and I cannot lie

So amazing, find them and orgasm.

Gluten-Free Gangsters....time to get your drink on!

All you Celiac diseasers have no more excuses for passing up a night of drinking with your wheat pounding pals. With the plethora of gluten-free beers available, it's time to get your gluten-free on while you watch your friends get "wheatarded!"
Check out the link to the Gluten Free Beer Festival with more information and reviews. My favorite seems to be "Against The Grain," purely for the name alone, clever guys.

Gluten Free Beer Festival

Incredible

Exhibit A

Exhibit B (scroll to the very bottom)

Exhibit C

Exhibit D


-DOCBRONSON

Nutritional Examness

Here is a sexy quiz to test your nutritional knowledge. If you can answer all ten of these questions flawlessly, you might be on the right track of having a body as sculpted as mine.

http://www.livescience.com/php/trivia/index.php?quiz=nutritionquiz

Reason #4,828,882,992 to give it to your gerbal or marmoset.

This makes me sick, and I have a PHD.

When are people going to learn. Organic=people food. NonOrganic=pet food/ hired help food.

I will quote the following from an unnamed news source

"SAN FRANCISCO — A division of Dole Food Co. issued an international recall of bagged salad Monday after a sample taken from a store in Canada tested positive for E. coli, the company said."


This is what you get for trusting a company with lettuce that specializes in pineapples.

By the way, I have nothing against gerbals or marmosets. Little known fact about these seemingly different creatures is that they actually find a similarity in their biological ecosystematic infrastructure which can handle the toughest of conditions in their food, including and especially E. coli.

-DOCBRONSON

Poppin Bottles, Pimpin Models.....at your local organic market

Just when you think all of the organic, super antioxidant, superfood, super berry, anti-cancer, age defying magical elixirs have been done, another squeezes its juices into the market. I recently discovered this $39/$45 Acai blend juicy juice and was very moved by it. I was going to order the $39 bottle ,but I just knew if I didn't go for the $45 bottle, my life may be cut short by a few hours in the long run. I know I'd regret it on my death bed when my great great great grandchildren (because I will be 110) miss their goodbyes due to a matter of minutes because I didn't opt for the blend that blasts the free radicals in my body to the fullest! So yeah, I did spring for the $318, 8 bottle package.

I'm glad to see one antioxidant concoction outdoing the next. I laugh at the commoners drinking super conventional Welch's Grape Juice in hopes to outlive me. I hold more respect for the pomegranate drinkers, even though they are slowly losing my respect as goji and acai are dominating. I hope this race for the most super of all superberries continues and can only hope to one day be introduced to a fruit beyond the Himalayas and into neighboring galaxies.


If you would like to purchase or find out more on Mona-Vie Acai blend, visit http://www.purplefreedom.com

-O.Stud

Give it up!

I am talking about alcohol. If you know me I am crazy about what goes in my body. Of course its easier to socialize after a few drinks. But being a fat pig will hinder you, sober or drunk. And habitual drinking equals fat-pig syndrome. Beer is for frat boys, it makes you fat, bloated and farty. Alcohol isn’t any better. It raises the level of hydrochloric acid in your stomach, Which makes it hard for your body to digest food. Hence bloated fat-pig syndrome. To make it worse some alcohols contain urethane, a cancer causing chemical. Trade your booze for ORGANIC red wine produced without sulfites. … And its vegan. Yes I am blunt.

Good Afternoon

Sup.

I am Doctor Bronson Omega. I like the ladies and organic foods. I recently bought Tom's Dental Floss. More on that to follow. I need to make a quick trip to the local ______ ______ to stock up on Organic Olive Oil, Organic Blueberries, and Organic capers. My teeth are more expensive than yours, so next time I floss them with Tom's I'll let you in on my experience.

-DOC BRONSON

Orgreetings!

Welcome to the Daily Organic! Here we spread our organic love like smooth silky goat cheese. Check in with us to be up on top with the latest in anti-oxidant magic foods, free range meats, and omega brain overload! If you love to live the elite organic lifestlye, then stick around. Conventional is for commoners!

- O.Stud