vegans

dont taste better. i love eating seafood and dairy now. my name needs to be changed asap!

Kombucha

This AMAZING, WELL TASTING AND BENEFICIAL DRINK is the life of me... (no really it is) Sure it's a little pricey and thankfully I get 20% off due to the employment I have with Whole Foods Market. but you all should try. It suppresses my appetite BIG TIME.

GT has Synergy which are flavored. I am obsessed with TRILOGY. But the Kombuchas are great and I think might be a little better for you.

Totally rawAll natural Organic Naturally anti-bacterial/anti-fungal Low in carbohydrates Low calorie Naturally rejuvenatingVeganKosherPasteurized Sugary or overly sweet CaffeinatedArtificial Filled with preservatives/ additives
Try one in the morning instead of coffee.
Have one an hour before your workout.
Sip it throughout the day for sustained energy.
Drink it with or without a meal to help control your appetite.
Drink one now! You'll feel better.

Reasons to drink it:

1. Great beverage
2. Sense of well-being
3. Helps to relieve congestion in airways
4. Thicker hair (whoopee!)
5. Energy boost
6. Straightened my hair out!
7. Helps osteo arthritis
8. Great conversation piece! :)
9. Licked Calcifying tendinitis
10. Helps with asthma
11. Has brought me into contact with some very caring people.
12. Stress buster
13.Very calming
14. Increase sex drive
15. Regulates Intestines.
16. Cured Candida Overgrowth.
17. Aides digestion - especially on top of diary.
18. Addictive taste.
19. Eliminates or reduces heat rash.
20. Improved circulation/controlled venous stasis in shins
21. Clears and Improves skin
22. Makes a good hair rinse
23. Redundant 'Momma's make good brass cleaners!
24. Helped take the "scales" from a friends Skin disorder
25. Makes a wonderful, soothing foot soak.
26. Shrinking large fatty tumor.
27. Flattening and fading old age carotene patches on the face.
28. Stops severe menstrual cramps
29. Makes a wonderful facial.
30. Made me much more mobile with my gout.
31. Oncoming headlights do not bother me as much.
32. Reduces / stabilizes blood pressure.
33. Prevents and helps heal bladder infections
34. Eases carpal tunnel syndrome
35. Heals boils and staph infections on skin.
36. Prevents oral canker sores
37. Prevents eczema and psoriasis
38. Household Cleaner: cuts grease, cleans stoves, bathroom tiles, windows, copper
39. Hair and nails grow faster
40. I can see the pupils of my eyes again without glasses.
41. More energy
42. Clears nail fungus
43. Improves the sense of well being for people with liver Cancer
44. Helps an older woman feel and look younger
45. Helps Arthritis sufferers
46. Cleanses toxins from the system
47. Soothes burns and sunburn
48. Takes the sting and swelling away from Bee Stings
49. Good underarm deodorant
50. For some people; eliminates desire for alcohol, & helping to relax
51. Smashes flus and colds
52. Significant progress healing chapped lips from topical application of KT
53. Kombucha Colony makes a great poultice
54. Removes rust
55. Returns grey hair to it's natural color for some people
56. Improved eyesight

I like my nuts and I cannot lie

So amazing, find them and orgasm.

Gluten-Free Gangsters....time to get your drink on!

All you Celiac diseasers have no more excuses for passing up a night of drinking with your wheat pounding pals. With the plethora of gluten-free beers available, it's time to get your gluten-free on while you watch your friends get "wheatarded!"
Check out the link to the Gluten Free Beer Festival with more information and reviews. My favorite seems to be "Against The Grain," purely for the name alone, clever guys.

Gluten Free Beer Festival

Incredible

Exhibit A

Exhibit B (scroll to the very bottom)

Exhibit C

Exhibit D


-DOCBRONSON

Nutritional Examness

Here is a sexy quiz to test your nutritional knowledge. If you can answer all ten of these questions flawlessly, you might be on the right track of having a body as sculpted as mine.

http://www.livescience.com/php/trivia/index.php?quiz=nutritionquiz

Reason #4,828,882,992 to give it to your gerbal or marmoset.

This makes me sick, and I have a PHD.

When are people going to learn. Organic=people food. NonOrganic=pet food/ hired help food.

I will quote the following from an unnamed news source

"SAN FRANCISCO — A division of Dole Food Co. issued an international recall of bagged salad Monday after a sample taken from a store in Canada tested positive for E. coli, the company said."


This is what you get for trusting a company with lettuce that specializes in pineapples.

By the way, I have nothing against gerbals or marmosets. Little known fact about these seemingly different creatures is that they actually find a similarity in their biological ecosystematic infrastructure which can handle the toughest of conditions in their food, including and especially E. coli.

-DOCBRONSON